Next ALTA Report Series

ALTA 509 (May 2009)

Incept Date: 6.17.2008 (data gathering starts)

Target Date: May 2009 through to September 2009

Part Zero: anticipated 07.05.2008

Notes from the Nutjob Management:

 

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The new series ALTA May 2009 begins data gathering on June 17, 2008. Details can be found below.

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ALTA 509 Report Series Details:

This series begins data collection on June 17, 2008 and has a target date range of January 2009 for shorter term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of August of 2009.

The immediacy target of this ALTA 509 series is October/November of 2008.

The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 70+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.

Our first report segment is expected to be posted by July 5th, 2008. This will be the introduction to the series which may include charts from recent ALTA series as a point of departure for the discussion. We anticipate that there will be at least 5/five dynamic parts to the series with postings extending over the 6 weeks following the posting of the Introduction.

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