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ALTA 1309 (Febrary 2010)
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The ALTA report series 1309 is now closed for subscription. It is available for purchase as a PDF via the link of the button below.
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ALTA 1309 Report Series Details:
This series began data collection on August 20, 2008 and has a target date range of February 2010 for shorter term detail values with the additional goal of extending the long range view of the modelspace out to end of September of 2010.
The immediacy target of this ALTA 1309 series is November of 2009.
The data set acquisition targets are in the range of 90+ million reads as per the earlier series where our bandwidth and processing limitations just skirted this level.
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Updated: May 28, 2009